Ellen’s got a radar for the smallest of things
She’s texting me warnings when her phone rings
"Don’t forget a jacket
It's chilly outside"
But it’s 90 degrees
Mom
I’ll survive
She’s got the weather app
The doctor on call
Ellen’s worried 'bout me every time I fall
If worry was a trophy
She’d win it all day
Ellen's stress game strong
Give her an encore play
"Don’t eat that sushi
It’s been in the fridge"
She’s worried for my stomach
Even one smidge
"Did you lock the door
Did you bolt it tight?"
I’m 30 years old
Mom
I’ll be alright
Ellen’s got a vibe
Her worry unstoppable
She’s the Sherlock Holmes
The fear’s just topical
"You didn’t text back
Are you lost in a hole?"
No Mom
I’m just eating tacos
Chill your soul
She’s got the weather app
The doctor on call
Ellen’s worried 'bout me every time I fall
If worry was a trophy
She’d win it all day
Ellen's stress game strong
Give her an encore play
"You’re driving too fast
Are you wearing your belt?"
She’s got sirens going off for stress she’s felt
"Don’t forget the sunscreen
You’ll turn into toast!"
Meanwhile with the worries
She's doing the most