If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy at Bunnings
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy at K-Mart
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy at Two Buck Shops
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy, nothing to buy
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy at Spotlight
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy at Target
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy on Amazon
If we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy, nothing to buy
If we go to war with China there'll be no more fairy lights
If we go to war with China there'll be no more fairy lights
If we go to war with China there'll be no more fairy lights
If we go to war with China there'll be no more flags for Australia Day
No more flags for Australia Day
No more flags for Australia Day
No more flags for Invasion Day
And if we go to war with China there'll be nothing to buy, nothing to buy