{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Audius","provider_url":"https://audius.co","title":"Monetized Misery by QuantumSaike • Audius","description":"https://youtu.be/hv7jh2neifc?si=xxt59nzmmAAPQCLf\n\nYears of waitin' just to hear a \"whoopsie-daisy,\"\nWhile the medical billing department’s drivin' me crazy.\nSpending more per capita than the rest of the planet,\nBut if you're dyin' for a cure, they’ll probably just ban it.\nHanding me an envelope with twenty thousand cash,\nWhile the healthcare system treats her life like A.I. trash.\nWelcome to the USA, where the Tylenol is gold,\nAnd we’ll rug pull your coverage if you’re gettin' too old.\nThree thousand for a ride in the wee-woo truck,\nIf you’re lookin' for a doctor who cares, you’re out of luck!\nSpend a million bucks just to die in a gown,\nWhile the HMO CEO is the toast of the town.\nMedical debt is the new aesthetic,\nThe way they monetize the suffering is truly pathetic!\nOncologist is AFK, she’s busy on her phone,\nWhile the metastasis is chilling in my mommy’s bone.\n\"We only take faxes,\" says the bitch at the desk,\nHer IQ’s under fifty, her soul is grotesque.\n\"Wait 24 hours for a one-sentence mail,\"\nWhile the cells are doing laps and the kidneys all fail.\nIs it racism or ego? Yeah, it’s a bit of both,\nThe medical board swore a profit-bound oath!\nAmazonian goddess shrinking down to the air,\nWhile I’m yelling at a receptionist who doesn’t even care.\n\"Zero tolerance policy for raising your voice,\"\nBut letting people rot is just a \"business choice.\"\nSwitching the insurance just to see the same doc,\nThe grim reaper’s coming and he’s cleaning his glock.\nHospice or the hospital? You can only pick one,\nEither way, the insurance company has already won!\nMy therapist is a robot using ChatGPT,\nBecause human empathy is too expensive for me.\nPoison in the shrimp, poison in the crops,\nThe monetization of the misery never, ever stops.\nDO YOUR GODDAMN JOB!\nWelcome to the USA, where the Tylenol is gold,\nAnd we’ll rug pull your coverage if you’re gettin' too old.\nThree thousand for a ride in the wee-woo truck,\nIf you’re lookin' for a doctor who cares, you’re out of luck!\nSpend a million bucks just to die in a gown,\nWhile the HMO CEO is the toast of the town.\nMedical debt is the new aesthetic,\nThe way they monetize the suffering is truly pathetic!\nRest in peace, Momikaze, you were too good for the greed,\nThe system is a parasite, and death is its feed.\nNo cure for the cancer 'cause the profit’s too high,\nThey'll bill your estate for the space where you die.\nSee you in the comments","html":"","width":500,"height":480,"thumbnail_url":"https://audius-creator-4.theblueprint.xyz/content/01KDJY4KFSX5AJRGD2NC1XZ35A/480x480.jpg","thumbnail_width":480,"thumbnail_height":480,"author_name":"QuantumSaike","author_url":"https://audius.co/QuantumSaike","cache_age":3600}