{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Audius","provider_url":"https://audius.co","title":"Two Hour Rule (Don Campau) by Bovine Productions • Audius","description":"Two Hour Rule (Don Campau)\nlyrics ©Don Campau\nimage by Don Campau\nmusic by Suno AI\n\n[NOTE: AI took liberties with the lyrics. These are the original lyrics.]\n\nTwo Hour Rule (Don Campau)\n\ni always thought when i got old,\ni’d be a master of my moods\ni could handle the inconvenience\ni could handle the load,\n\noh no\nNow its just the reverse,\ni had to test and develop a tool called my,\nmy two hour rule\n\nwhen i get stuck on 101\nmy heart beats fast and then I sweat\nI’ll take the nearest exit then\neven if it’s a dead end\n\ni make my plans all based on this,\nthe time it takes to get it done,\noh no\nnow i’m feeling sick,\n\noh no\nnow it’s no longer cool,\ni’m nervous and I’m way past the limit of\nmy two hour rule,\n\ni’ve got friends and relatives,\nwould like to see me soon,\nif i could travel at the speed of light\nheck, i could visit the moon\n\nthe truth is that i’m stuck right here now,\nit doesn’t really matter if it’s traffic\nthe grocery store or the post office\nit could be a concert or a comedy show,\n\nit could be dinner and a date\nthe clock is ticking\nand its getting to the point\nwhere my stomach turns and i’m fidgeting,\nand i can barely wait\nc’mon i gotta go,\ni gotta go right now,\n\nit’s my two hour rule,\nthe clock is ticking and it’s getting away\nit’s my two hour rule,\nthere’s no time left to worry or play\nit’s my two hour rule\ni hope you don’t mind if i use my tool\nit’s my two hour rule\ni’m reminding you now\nof my two hour rule","html":"","width":500,"height":480,"thumbnail_url":"https://audius-figment-1-validator-19.figment.io/content/baeaaaiqsec4lzly6qssj3e6nmcmunxxssuncxm4d4noaqnspmn6ftobx5sxqa/480x480.jpg","thumbnail_width":480,"thumbnail_height":480,"author_name":"Bovine Productions","author_url":"https://audius.co/Bovine.Productions","cache_age":3600}