Wind, howling, gentle music
Closed captions to avoid confusion
Not calling anyone stupid
It’s just like I’m 1000 years in the future
Pound a couple more beers and get them in
The 21st century’s the era of idiots
2044 singularity hits
Had to make a decision to start over or continue
Skipping rehab and family therapy
Pickle Rick
Changed himself carelessly
In the spirit of competition
Did it truly for the thrill
Deep in the sewer fighting rats with skill
Master splinter as a pickle
Where the fucks Morty when you miss him
Where the fucks Morty when you miss him
Bored at a meeting
Jerry’s under the table
$400 later
Now he thinks he’s learned something meaningful
Now he thinks he’s learned something meaningful