Born on a farm in the barnyard
Farm shut down
Sent me out to a new spot
On the factory floor
Purdue chicken
Cluck Norris
He’s built a little different
Hatched in the sun
Pecking fresh corn
Free range for real for real
No problems
Till the box truck rolled up
Steel cage dropped
Tagged on our legs
Then shipped off
This in a farm
It’s a jailbird grow lab
Cluck Norris is so strong
Truck pulls fear his ass
Smart one stay near him
Think fast
Cluck Norris is so smart
He makes math panic
Won’t get deep-fried
Won’t get plucked
Chicken head breaking the chains
Running amok
Clock Norris locked in
Leading the flock
Save our necks
Going to bust us all out
Stay on the ground outside still spreading our wings
Free range for real for real big dreams
I can’t even be beat now
Free food is how I eat now
You too let’s make a meal
Then sit down
Good food enough to go around
Grew from the ground
No pig in a mask
Batman symbol came up
Then we advanced
Bash through the walking dead
No stake
I brought a big blade
And patience
They say,
God said, submit to authority
Is an authoritarian regime
Then warranted
King on a throne
Born into greatness
It’s been in their blood
To fake for generations