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Free Range Cluck Norris

By Johnny Tomato
69 Plays

Born on a farm in the barnyard Farm shut down Sent me out to a new spot On the factory floor Purdue chicken Cluck Norris He’s built a little different Hatched in the sun Pecking fresh corn Free range for real for real No problems Till the box truck rolled up Steel cage dropped Tagged on our legs Then shipped off This in a farm It’s a jailbird grow lab Cluck Norris is so strong Truck pulls fear his ass Smart one stay near him Think fast Cluck Norris is so smart He makes math panic Won’t get deep-fried Won’t get plucked Chicken head breaking the chains Running amok Clock Norris locked in Leading the flock Save our necks Going to bust us all out Stay on the ground outside still spreading our wings Free range for real for real big dreams I can’t even be beat now Free food is how I eat now You too let’s make a meal Then sit down Good food enough to go around Grew from the ground No pig in a mask Batman symbol came up Then we advanced Bash through the walking dead No stake I brought a big blade And patience They say, God said, submit to authority Is an authoritarian regime Then warranted King on a throne Born into greatness It’s been in their blood To fake for generations

genre

Alternative

mood

Defiant
Released 6/17/25, 2m 14s