Confession time. Yes I did eat that last Oreo. Sorry
[chorus]
Yes I.. ate the last..Oreo
Tracked in mud..and didn’t..shut the door
Left ice cream on the counter didn’t turn off the tv
But I remembered it’s your birthday
I bought a present… just for me.
[verse]
You think I am selfish.. only think about myself
But I bought you a step stool
To reach my coffee on the shelf
I took you out for dinner at my favorite restaurant
And even though you don’t like sushi I made sure you had a lot
[chorus]
Yes I.. ate the last..Oreo
Tracked in mud..and didn’t..shut the door
Left ice cream on the counter didn’t turn off the tv
But I remembered it’s your birthday
I bought a present… just for me.
[verse2]
I promised you vacations so I put you on a plane
Gave you fifteen dollars and you almost went insane
I tried to tell you sweetheart as I saw them shut the door
in Afghanistan you won’t be needin more.