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Two Hour Rule (Don Campau)
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Two Hour Rule (Don Campau)
lyrics ©Don Campau
image by Don Campau
music by Suno AI
[NOTE: AI took liberties with the lyrics. These are the original lyrics.]
Two Hour Rule (Don Campau)
i always thought when i got old,
i’d be a master of my moods
i could handle the inconvenience
i could handle the load,
oh no
Now its just the reverse,
i had to test and develop a tool called my,
my two hour rule
when i get stuck on 101
my heart beats fast and then I sweat
I’ll take the nearest exit then
even if it’s a dead end
i make my plans all based on this,
the time it takes to get it done,
oh no
now i’m feeling sick,
oh no
now it’s no longer cool,
i’m nervous and I’m way past the limit of
my two hour rule,
i’ve got friends and relatives,
would like to see me soon,
if i could travel at the speed of light
heck, i could visit the moon
the truth is that i’m stuck right here now,
it doesn’t really matter if it’s traffic
the grocery store or the post office
it could be a concert or a comedy show,
it could be dinner and a date
the clock is ticking
and its getting to the point
where my stomach turns and i’m fidgeting,
and i can barely wait
c’mon i gotta go,
i gotta go right now,
it’s my two hour rule,
the clock is ticking and it’s getting away
it’s my two hour rule,
there’s no time left to worry or play
it’s my two hour rule
i hope you don’t mind if i use my tool
it’s my two hour rule
i’m reminding you now
of my two hour ruleReleased 9/28/26, 4m 12s
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